Don’t Let Your Kid Name the Cat

This week, COVID finally hit us. We’ve been as cautious as we reasonably could be, but you know, COVID’s like honey badger; it don’t care. We somehow narrowly escaped its thorny grasp for over two years, despite moving, traveling, the kids being in school, Robb going to work, me going to yoga class, etc. We are all fully vaxxed and have been taking weekly PCR tests through the school and even when I’ve been CONVINCED we surely had been exposed, they’ve always come back negative. Not gonna lie, I was feeling a bit cocky. I thought maybe we had super genes or our vegan diet gave us armor.