Marry, Boff, Kill My Husband

I am sick of being bitter and feeling like I’m drained dry and not being loved well.

Do you remember the ‘Marry/Boff/Kill’ game? You list three celebrities or historical figures and figure out who would be most pleasant to spend life with, who you’d most like to “boff” (possibly the world’s best word for sex) and who most deserves killing. Like, say you list…