New Marriage, Who Dis?

This was from 23 years ago-we’d been dating for about 3 years and got married 2 years after this. I was 19, he was 22.

That was clickbait, I’m not actually getting remarried. Don’t buy me a toaster or anything. (Or actually, do buy me a toaster. Robb chose ours and it beeps TOO LOUDLY FOR MORNING when the bagel is done and annoys the piss out of me.)

Here’s the thing: I’ve been married to the same person for twenty years, but in that time we’ve had four, maybe five wholly different versions of our marriage. I assume this is normal as…