New Marriage, Who Dis?

Sarah Z Writer
9 min readFeb 17
This was from 23 years ago-we’d been dating for about 3 years and got married 2 years after this. I was 19, he was 22.

That was clickbait, I’m not actually getting remarried. Don’t buy me a toaster or anything. (Or actually, do buy me a toaster. Robb chose ours and it beeps TOO LOUDLY FOR MORNING when the bagel is done and annoys the piss out of me.)

Here’s the thing: I’ve been married to the same person for twenty years, but in that time we’ve had four, maybe five wholly different versions of our marriage. I assume this is normal as…

Sarah Z Writer

Frank and funny, Sarah writes the hard stuff of marriage, parenting, woman-ing. Ravishly, The Belladonna Comedy, Pregnant Chicken, & more. Twitter: @sarahzimzam