There Was An Old Woman Who Fell Off a Boat, But Did She Float?
Every hundred years or so (probably), someone falls into the arctic Mackinac Straights during a ferry crossing. Luckily, she was fine, and I was lucky enough to witness it. Blessed be.
For full hilarious story of this elderly woman falling off a ferry (why am I like this), go to: https://www.sarahzwriter.com/post/there-was-an-old-woman-who-fell-off-a-boat-but-did-she-float